Who would have said the Stephen Miller quote better?

After three weeks in office, Pizza Hut spokesperson Donald Trump has decided to go full Skeletor. Reeling from widespread opposition to his polices, incompetence, and general bitch-assness, he sent underling Stephen Miller to declare that Drumpf will not be denied.

Too bad John Dickerson cuts him off before he vows to kill the Batman.

Now while Miller certainly looks the part of someone who would vomit up a slimy mind-controlling alien when cornered at the end of an X-Files episode, his delivery just isn’t villain-y enough to capture the full Blofeldian import of his words. This sort of statement needs some proper MUA-HA-HA behind it.

So we put it to you, dear readers. Which pop culture villain would sound best saying, “Our opponents, the media, and the whole world will soon see, as we begin to take further actions, that the powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned.”?

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