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Wrecking Balls To The Wall!

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Wrecking balls to the wall

I know I’m super late to the party with this one. I try to avoid stupid ass pop music. But when I heard Miley Cyrus had a song called “Wrecking Ball”, I instantly thought of the classic 80’s metal song by Accept, “Balls to the Wall”.

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Alienware Area 51 PC

For some time, Apple has ruled the roost when it comes to product design of personal computers, while PC’s have been stuck with VHS player aesthetics. A while back though, Dell released the Alienware Area 51 gaming PC, which brings a bold new look to PC design. The specs are… Read more »

Michael Scott Reacts To Paul Ryan’s Statement About Healthcare Repeal

I Miss The Eighties Friday – Killtastic Edition

Kill and Kill again

For this week’s I Miss The Eighties Friday, I present the trailer for the amazing film “Kill and Kill Again”. It’s the one motion picture that will annihilate every concept you’ve ever had about the limits of human strength, conditioning, and endurance! (It says so in the trailer). A rag-tag… Read more »

Trump has Q’s Give him A’s

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Trump sad

Pizza Hut spokesperson Donald Trump has gotten his feelings badly hurt by the media. You can tell because this is the picture that appears when one finishes the questionnaire on his website about the relationship between the former wrestling contender and the media: Yes, they decided to go with the… Read more »

Who would have said the Stephen Miller quote better?

Stephen Miller

After three weeks in office, Pizza Hut spokesperson Donald Trump has decided to go full Skeletor. Reeling from widespread opposition to his polices, incompetence, and general bitch-assness, he sent underling Stephen Miller to declare that Drumpf will not be denied. Too bad John Dickerson cuts him off before he vows… Read more »

For the more money than sense investor

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This reminds me of the old Hollywood chestnut about someone pitching a version of “The Wiz” with a white cast. Someone has a startup to create a “Dropbox for physical storage“. Or, as one douchevestor calls it, “a reverse Amazon.” Of course, a “reverse Amazon” would actually be a service… Read more »

The Holiday Retail Depression Tour

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Headless mannequins

Back when I was a kid, the American landscape was covered with vast herds of majestic shopping malls. In the wild suburban spaces one could always count on finding a gigantic shopping center designed as if it didn’t have an outside. A popular weekend past time was trekking to the… Read more »

Pick your Jack Frost

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An Open Letter To Donald Trump

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Juggalos against Trump

You’re president now. I know. Crazy, right? We can’t believe it either. Now that the surprise has worn off, we need to have a heart-to-heart. Because I’m worried about you, Donald. You had it all planned out: run a divisive campaign, whip the base up into a frenzy, lose the… Read more »