Trump has Q’s Give him A’s

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Pizza Hut spokesperson Donald Trump has gotten his feelings badly hurt by the media.

You can tell because this is the picture that appears when one finishes the questionnaire on his website about the relationship between the former wrestling contender and the media:

Trump pee pee face

Internal monologue: “C’mon Donald. Think ‘big hands’.”

Yes, they decided to go with the “Holding in tears and/or urine in front of the flag” look. And let’s add a sad plea for money on top, too.

The questionnaire is full of leading, biased questions like “Were you aware that a poll was released revealing that a majority of Americans actually supported President Trump’s temporary restriction executive order?”. But what makes it worth your time is that many of them allow an “Other” answer. With a text box you can fill in with whatever you want.

Here’s a sample of my answers:

10. Do you believe that the mainstream media does not do their due diligence fact-checking before publishing stories on the Trump administration?

A I’m sure Trump is guilty of far more crimes than the media is reporting on. But there are only so many hours in a day.

17. Do you believe that the media has been far too quick to spread false stories about our movement?

A You’ve been doing a fine job of spreading false stories on your own

19. Do you believe that the media purposely tries to divide Republicans against each other in order to help elect Democrats?

A Again, you’re doing just fine with that on your own.

20. Do you believe that the media creates false feuds within our Party in order to make us seem divided?

A Again, you’re doing just fine with that on your own.

23. Do you agree with the President’s decision to break with tradition by giving lesser known reporters and bloggers the chance to ask the White House Press Secretary questions?

A It’s not quite hiring a gay prostitute to be a plant in the White House press corps like Dubya did. But it’s right up there.

24. Do you agree with President Trump’s media strategy to cut through the media’s noise and deliver our message straight to the people?

A Right now the president is the major source of noise.

Here’s the link to the questionnaire:

And for the sake of America, let’s make our answers creative.

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