She Read Dinosaur Porn So You Don’t Have To

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A while ago there was a proliferation of “dinosaur porn” on the Amazon self-published erotic fiction section. For a couple bucks, readers could download titles like “Taken By The T Rex” or “Dino Park After Dark” to their Kindle reader. There’s a whole genre of these dino erotica titles.

It’s just a strange enough phenomenon to pique the curiosity of a reader not usually interested in erotica title. What could these stories possibly be like? Most folks are probably not curious enough to spend $2.99 to find out.

Fortunately, YouTuber Emma Blackery decided to take a bullet for us. She’s created two videos where she reads excerpts from dino erotica and provides humorous comments as well.

Here she reads from Ravished by the Triceratops:

So it’s pretty much like every amateur erotica fan fiction, except with dinosaurs instead of Harry Potter. It’s kind of disappointing that the creativity stops with the idea of having sex with dinosaurs. There is a very funny moment from 4:24 to 4:45 in the video of her reading of Taken by the T Rex:

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your kinks), the appearance of dino erotica cause a sort of arms race of more and more bizarre titles. So we got A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay, Horny Ghost Of Osama Bin Laden: Rise Of The Ghost, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt, Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time and, inevitably, Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp’s (sic) Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech.

And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer.

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