Trump has Q’s Give him A’s

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Trump sad

Pizza Hut spokesperson Donald Trump has gotten his feelings badly hurt by the media. You can tell because this is the picture that appears when one finishes the questionnaire on his website about the relationship between the former wrestling contender and the media: Yes, they decided to go with the… Read more »

Who would have said the Stephen Miller quote better?

Stephen Miller

After three weeks in office, Pizza Hut spokesperson Donald Trump has decided to go full Skeletor. Reeling from widespread opposition to his polices, incompetence, and general bitch-assness, he sent underling Stephen Miller to declare that Drumpf will not be denied. Too bad John Dickerson cuts him off before he vows… Read more »

5 Reasons We Should Abolish Christmas

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Let's abolish Christmas

  Christmas needs to go. It’s the most stressful, most expensive, least enjoyable holiday and it should be abolished. Here’s why: 1. Christmas has an identity crisis It’s a christian holiday celebrated on the day of a Roman winter solstice festival. Most of the symbols associated with it are from… Read more »

Eagles Fly – The Best Thing To Ever Happen on Local TV News

The best thing to ever happen on local TV news

It has been said that a crisis is just another kind of opportunity. For one local TV news team, one such crisi-tunity arose when they filmed a segment about bald eagles. When they discovered that the wireless microphone had malfunctioned, they decided this was their moment to shine. They cut… Read more »

It’s Frank Sinatra’s Solar System – We’re Just Living In It

Frank Sinatra's Solar System

Did you know that in 1979 Frank Sinatra recorded a concept alum about the future with a giant orchestra? Well he did, and it’s exactly as crazy as you think it is. In the opening number, Frank takes a tour of the solar system during which he declares “Uranus is… Read more »

The Best Part Of Terminator: Salvation

Clown with terminator skull showing

Terminator: Salvation is known mostly for two things: Christian Bale’s on set rant, and not being very good. But there is one small moment of brilliance hidden in an establishing shot, which probably comes to us courtesy of some sly production designer. It happens when our sort-of main character –… Read more »

Happy Independence Day From The Grim Snark

It’s that special time of year again when America plays its favorite game, “Is that fireworks or gun shots?” Americans love to reduce the bold experiment in democracy that is their nation to a weekend long orgy of drunkenness and explosions. Here at Grim Snark studios, we’ve put together a… Read more »

The Stupidity of Crowds: Brexit Edition

Trump is a clint

Economists almost never agree with each other. Economic issues are very complex and often have many facets to consider. So when they do agree on something, it’s because the issue at hand is pretty simple and straightforward. Before the Brexit vote, economists almost universally agreed that leaving the EU would… Read more »